iMeme

As seen at Rude Cactus.

Total number of tracks in iTunes
2,768

Sort by song title
First song: 'Cept You and Me Babe, Greg Brown (Interesting the way iTunes uses punctuation when alphabetizing...)
Last song: Zoo Station, U2

Sort by time
Shortest song: 0:09, Horn Intro, Modest Mouse (Good News for People Who Love Bad News)
Longest song: 33:40(!), Mountain Jam, The Allman Brothers Band (Eat a Peach)

Sory by artist
First: Adam Richman (I have one song of his, from a Paste Magazine sampler. No idea if it's any good.)
Last: Zero 7, from the Garden State soundtrack

Sort by album
First: 10 Cent Wings, Jonatha Brooke
Last: Yeah, It's That Easy, G. Love and Special Sauce

10 most played songs
1. Lose Yourself, Eminem
2. Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band
3. Kyrie, Mr. Mister (disclaimer: The first three songs on this list are the responsibility of my esteemed husband, who has been adding songs to his new nano like crazy. I particularly protest Afternoon Delight, just so you know...)
4. I Can't Get My Head Around It, Aimee Mann
5. Postcards from Mexico, Girlyman
6. American Idiot, Green Day
7. Six O'Clock News, Kathleen Edwards
8. This Charming Man, The Smiths
9. Dear John, Aimee Mann
10. Baby Britain, Elliott Smith

First five songs that come up on Party Shuffle
1. With or Without You, U2
2. Everybody Cares, Everybody Understands, Elliott Smith
3. Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk (Reprise), Rufus Wainwright
4. Good Year for the Roses, Elvis Costello and the Attractions
5. Better Man Than Me, Kevin So

Number of search returns for:
sex: 3
love: 161
you: 267
death: 16
hate: 25
wish: 3