How did I turn into such a New Age yuppie?
I just got home from a 90-minute, hot stone massage, during which I realized that in a span of 24 hours I will have done the following:
~Gotten a 90-minute, hot stone massage
~Gone to my fancypants gym, where the shower has river rocks in the floor
~Gone to my therapist
~Gotten my hair cut by my very chic hairdresser
When did I become this person? And when did I get a job that allows me to afford all this in one day? (Answer to the latter: Not yet.)
~Gotten a 90-minute, hot stone massage
~Gone to my fancypants gym, where the shower has river rocks in the floor
~Gone to my therapist
~Gotten my hair cut by my very chic hairdresser
When did I become this person? And when did I get a job that allows me to afford all this in one day? (Answer to the latter: Not yet.)
posted by mc at 7:45 PM
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